VAN GAS; by Andy Van Gas
"I didn't realize this hill was so high!"
VAN GAS guitars
MII Bullet, HSS, $130.
VAN GAS basses
Red P-Bass, $200
VAN GAS effects
Don't make me invert your op-amp, you JRC4558!
THE PLANE VIEW
Designed by Andrew. Click your heels twice, Cordelia.
VAN GAS "Split"
Bottom three strings to bass amp, rest to guitar amp, or 8-string pup. Multi-scaled frets engineered to intonate and resonate perfectly. Any questions?
VAN GAS "Vieri"
7-strings, 24 multi-scaled frets, unlimited #'s of colors or maybe even designs. Tension, articulation, war, etc.
FryLearn is a platform for guitar players to give mini-lessons called "lessonitos" for anyone on the internet to read at any time completely 100% free.
Free LePou Plugins or Ignite Amps SHB-1 on Stettin. Connect your guitar to your phone with a cheap 1/4" to phone or wirelessly. Send out to Van Gas digital amp or any reasonable input via headphone jack.
Better Headphones Cables
Lots of colors and designs to choose from, doesn't break, no soldering required. Discman-style controls with Stettin. $3+
Ultra-thin necks, insane playability, precise-feeling frets, way easier to play chords or leads than old vintage, cool inlays, no dead spots, no truss rod freakouts, no fret leveling required. Profiles modeled after EB/MM Petrucci. Here's looking at you, kid.
VAN GAS Headphones Modding
Custom speaker drivers for maybe $10. Mod your Beats if you want. Or, go with Van Gas headphones designed for simpler modding and try various felt driver "blankets" for various tonal spectrums based on genre or mood. Talk to the hand!
VAN GAS "Beast"
A faithful reproduction of Wes Montgomery's ol' L5 that does not cost $10,000. Tone is in the fingers, man.
Dirt Cheap Vinyl Printing
In an era of supercomputing, printing vinyls is burdensome. No weird cost structure, nothing tiresome, no fine print, ship anywhere cheaply, hassle-free, independent from Wagnyr Music. Some cheapo T-shirts for the fallout shelter?
VAN GAS "Bettina"
South America, Africa, Indonesia, Hawaii, etc.--wood choice for the sexier acoustic tone. Wood is cheap, post is good, sound is nice. As much info as you need, or, just go visit yourself. Stay inside.
VAN GAS "Redshift"
Rotating speaker 1x/2x/3x: Stagger, randomize, oppose, Cold Shot. Ramping combos, etc. Plain amp sound, add a digital layer if you want, let rotation soft. Breathe in the stage moves.
VAN GAS "Handy"
Snugly insert Stettin into a compartment to tap an X-Y touchpad like Matt Bellamy, add a digital layer and control effect parameters, or A/B/Y^2. Google Maps not included.
VAN GAS "Flipper"
Swap in different pickup types for a tone palette multiplier, just snap it in (no soldering required).
VAN GAS "Margitkert"
Slide the switch for a mechanized spectrum of solidbody to full-hollowbody tone. No hum, instant crush.